Lost Universe Yo-Mama contest begins!!!

K since my post I'll start (obviously)
Post it good yo mama jokes on here
Good reason: to get points for posts

Yo mama is so stupid, she was watching animal planet, the tried to play dead in the middle of the interstate...

xD ok ok try to beat that!

Ugh... I think yo mama jokes are pointless... And offensive to most people...

gosh sorry at least try and participate

yo mamma is so fat i had to grease the doors and a put a twinkie outside to get her outside

yo mamma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground a missed

Yo momma is so old she sat behind Jessus in the 3rd grade

Yo momma is so old her birth certificate says expired

Yo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch

Yo momma so stupid it took her 2hours to watch 60 minuets

Yo momma so fat her belt size is the equator

Yo momma so fat she puts mayonnaise on her aspirin

Thats right yo momma and yo kno it

Yo mama is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn.


There I am participating lol.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale she saw her phone number.

Jack and Jill went up the hill and yo mama came rolling down it.

lol
the doornob one is the funniest i have heard so far lol

roflmao those r pretty good especially gazz ima use the birth certificate one
keep posting guys if i laugh and my pants fall off, ill give u guys ALL my stuff ingame

Yo mama is like a nail, she always gets hammered. (Don't think this one was too good...)

Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car

Zomg ryuki u stole mine the parked car was mineZ

ok im just gona spamm sum good's =]

Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!"

Yo mamma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.

Yo mamma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!

Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own zip code!

Yo mamma's so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in?

Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!

Yo mamma's so fat, she rents shade!

Yo mamma's so fat, she invented the lowrider!

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they're flats.

Yo mamma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued."

Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after her yelling "taxi!"

Yo mamma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she got lost (amazingly) they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.

Yo mamma so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

Yo mamma is so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl


Yo mamma so ugly she made the boogie man run out of business

Yo mama so ugly she maid Ugly Betty look like a princess

Yo mamma is so stupid she thought lightsabers had low calories

Yo mamma so stupid she went to bangkok to get a tie-fighter

Yo mama's like a frat boys car everyone gets a ride

Lololololololol